i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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