I want to stick my p in your. b.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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