New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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