i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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