i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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