her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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