Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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