Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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