these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm too high and old for this...
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Randomize
