let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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