I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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