i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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