id be glad to
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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