hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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