I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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