So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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