She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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