2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Randomize
