How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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