New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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