Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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