i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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