I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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