So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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