i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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