we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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