This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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