she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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