yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I have fence marks all over my body
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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