she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
