Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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