guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Damn victory sex feels great
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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