Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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