Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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