I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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