yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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