look no pants
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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