He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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