I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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