No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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