either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Sext me about skeletons
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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