that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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