worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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