Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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