So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I need to wash the frat house off of me
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
