He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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