are you still at the devil's house?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
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I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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