the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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