Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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