Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
my shit smells like andre
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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