Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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