If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
and i looked up. we had an audience...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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