Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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