How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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