Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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