You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
