Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
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I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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