belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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