I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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