R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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