so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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