Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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